silly girl.

the other day i was trying to tell my mom how, there is no way that the things that happen to me or I do to myself happen to other people because they are usually beyond ridiculous. I was reminded of this just moments ago when i was holding my phone and sneezed and somehow throw my phone at my computer. ha. what started this was Friday when a slew of events caused be to laugh at myself, as usual. which then led me to think of all the random dilemmas i get myself in. It started Friday, when i went out with some ladies from work to have a drink. as I accidentally parked too far away when its below freezing outside.

when i went to leave, I turned my uncomfortably cold car on for stutter and shut off. I laughed out loud which was followed by an "oh shit." I tried again. same thing. "damnit." Well my car's gas low light comes on whenever it wants, despite the half a tank of gas so I religiously keep track of the miles on the trip odometer. Well apparently I must be less devout than I liked to think because I must have lost track, or at least that's what I was hoping for. a lack of gas is the nothing compared to something like catastrophic engine failure. The girls were waiting to follow me on the corned in their cars, so i wondered over to embarrassingly admit i was out of gas and to have one of them take me to the gas station. all in all i got gas, froze to death while pouring it in my tank, spilled it all over, and almost slipped while carrying it but got my car started. Oh by the way, i wasn't just heading home but driving over two hours to my boyfriends in pa. ha.

the next day, i was leaving my friends after having brunch and reached down to itch my leg. I realized then there was something under my stockings that was wrapped around my leg. this is where it gets random, somehow I got a hair tie wrapped around my leg under my stockings, and it was now tightly embedded in my calf. It only took me idk 5 hours to notice the slowing of circulation but more so how does that happen? someone tell me that they once got a hair tie stuck under their stocking, onto their calf? I have my doubts.

btw. the other night is spilled white wine on my laptop, in past events i have spilled paint thinner, and ice tea.

lastly, this was my knee after my first day of teaching. Yes. my first day of my first real job, i fell and scrapped my knee. Enough so that, random stranger stopped me to comment on my blood loss, with a "oh your bleeding." Because without their enlightened comment, I would have never realized. sexy huh?














this is my life.